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JESSICA SIMPSON TO PLAY "DAISY DUKE"
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20040914/film_nm/film_simpson_dc_5
shdwbtch
09-15-2004, 07:22 PM
I'm purposely a blonde because less is expected of them! :D :eek:
It also gives me an excuse when I take pictures of tires at Hallett!
Firemann
09-15-2004, 10:17 PM
Originally posted by JOSH
JESSICA SIMPSON TO PLAY "DAISY DUKE"
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20040914/film_nm/film_simpson_dc_5
Can I be her pair of shorts????????:D :laugh :laugh
ok she will look extremely hot in them shorts but everyone knows that "DAISY DUKE" knows the difference between tuna and chicken.
:p
dookie
09-16-2004, 12:01 PM
I heard that she's not going to be wearing the famous daisy duke shorts. I herd that they are going to have her wearing a short skirt. What's the point of Daisy Duke without the daisy dukes???
JasonZX6R
09-16-2004, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by dookie
I heard that she's not going to be wearing the famous daisy duke shorts. I herd that they are going to have her wearing a short skirt. What's the point of Daisy Duke without the daisy dukes???
I guess they probably wont be in the Generel Lee either.. probably have them riding in an Orange Honda Civic, with a wing, and folgers can exhost ! :)
tempest
09-16-2004, 12:06 PM
Stupid hollywood. They ruin all that is right and good with the world.
Originally posted by dookie
What's the point of Daisy Duke without the daisy dukes???
I dont think they would do that to us, that wont be fair.:D :D :D
gixxxer351
09-17-2004, 11:17 AM
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?"
The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."
"I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."
The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says.
A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?"
"No," replies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"
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