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[FZWon]

That last one did it for me; I'm voting Kerry for sure. I'll take a guy that will take time for kids over a poser any day.....:)

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[Ike]

This is a site for sportbikes and their riders. No political affiliation, one of the few places to escape the crap we have been hit with for the last year on the TV, in the newspapers, in our mailboxes. Lets keep the crap out. Appreciate the humor, but lets not bring back something we killed a month ago on this site.:)

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[stupidhawk]

Cute. Do you really want to be reminded of some of the Bushism's of the past 4 years?? You have to win the war on terror by having a solid strategery. :)

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

[SpeedyCycles]

Originally posted by Ike
This is a site for sportbikes and their riders. No political affiliation, one of the few places to escape the crap we have been hit with for the last year on the TV, in the newspapers, in our mailboxes. Lets keep the crap out. Appreciate the humor, but lets not bring back something we killed a month ago on this site.:)

Ike, I agree, let's move this over to the "Funny Stuff" forum. I think these are funny as he11, and I want to see more jokes. I *bet* if these were Bush jokes, you would not be exhausted with the political posts ;) :P lol

I REALLY like the 1st posts with the comparisons, I really like the one with Bush hauling off wood.

Frank

[Ike]

Originally posted by SpeedyCycles


Ike, I agree, let's move this over to the "Funny Stuff" forum. I think these are funny as he11, and I want to see more jokes. I *bet* if these were Bush jokes, you would not be exhausted with the political posts ;) :P lol

Frank

I like the jokes, and would agree that the person with a true sense of humor can laugh at themselves - but I don't see many posting humorous slander on Bush.;)

[Fisdu]

Originally posted by SpeedyCycles
Ike, I agree, let's move this over to the "Funny Stuff" forum. I think these are funny as he11, and I want to see more jokes.

It has been moved to the funny stuff forum.

Originally posted by SpeedyCycles
[/B]I *bet* if these were Bush jokes, you would not be exhausted with the political posts ;) :P lol
Frank [/B]

I am a Bush supporter, I like Bush ;) But I am basically sick of the entire political mud slinging crap that has gone on for the last couple of months. I would say I can't wait for Wednesday, but I doubt it will be over then. I am betting that if Kerry looses, that he will fill try and take the white house via the courts just like the last election. At this point, I don't like any of them from govenor or above.

[Tuna6]

Originally posted by Ike


I like the jokes, and would agree that the person with a true sense of humor can laugh at themselves - but I don't see many posting humorous slander on Bush.;)

Hmmmm, maybe there is a readon for that?????? Post'em if you've got em.

[Chrissy]

http://homepage.mac.com/napoleoncole/.cv/napoleoncole/Public/thechoice.WMV-link.WMV

I think you may have to copy and paste this on the browser. It's funny though.

[gixxxer351]

Originally posted by Fisdu
I am betting that if Kerry looses, that he will fill try and take the white house via the courts just like the last election.
Yea, like that's ever going to happen.

[Sassybiker]

Originally posted by Fisdu

I am a Bush supporter, I like Bush ;) But I am basically sick of the entire political mud slinging crap that has gone on for the last couple of months. I would say I can't wait for Wednesday, but I doubt it will be over then. I am betting that if Kerry looses, that he will fill try and take the white house via the courts just like the last election. At this point, I don't like any of them from govenor or above.

HEHEHE I would have to agree, you can't get away from it and have you noticed that there is crap on tv right now, trying to get people to watch the debates.... Geees after working 10-12 hours a day, I just want to watch mindless crap on tv, not something educational or political.

Oh by the way Chrissy, I can't download the image:confused: :confused:

[Chrissy]

Originally posted by sassybiker

Oh by the way Chrissy, I can't download the image:confused: :confused:

I don't know why,It's a movie thats supposed to open in windows media player. Maybe one of the computer smart guys can help 'cause I'm clueless. Sorry

[gixxxer351]

Originally posted by Chrissy
http://homepage.mac.com/napoleoncole/.cv/napoleoncole/Public/thechoice.WMV-link.WMV

I think you may have to copy and paste this on the browser. It's funny though.
That was freaking great. I still can't stop laughing about the end. That was funny as hel!. Edwards is so gay it's almost funny(nothiong against gay or lesbians befor I get a bashing again) Busg is DA MAN!!!

[Sassybiker]

Originally posted by Chrissy


I don't know why,It's a movie thats supposed to open in windows media player. Maybe one of the computer smart guys can help 'cause I'm clueless. Sorry
I think it may be this computer I am on I will try it when I get back home.

[zedx]

Originally posted by Chrissy
http://homepage.mac.com/napoleoncole/.cv/napoleoncole/Public/thechoice.WMV-link.WMV

I think you may have to copy and paste this on the browser. It's funny though.

that was funny. I liked that W flipped the bird at the end.

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good job on the pix tuna

[R6Chick]

Since you are posting your funnies about the election I think you should check out www.jibjab.com.
You need to watch the "This Land" Cartoon or even the "Good to be in DC" if you haven't seen them before. They take a little while to load if you don't have DSL or cable but well worth the laugh.

[alpinestarsR6]

that was the most random flipping of the finger I've seen, and I've seen a few coming from my place of work, (mcdonalds)

[wooley]

That was soooo cool, and yep I've seen the others.

[gixxxer351]

Probably the best Little Johnny story ever!

John Kerry visits a primary school and sits in on one of the classes, which is in the middle of a discussion on words and their meaning.

The teacher asks Mr. Kerry if he would like to lead the
discussion of the word "tragedy".

So, the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a
"tragedy."

One little boy stands up and offers: "If my best friend, who
lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy.

"That's wrong," Kerry shouts. "That would be considered an accident."

A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a
tragedy."

"You are completely incorrect" shouts the Senator. "That would be what we would consider a great loss".

The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. Kerry searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room a small boy "little Johnny" raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says: "If a plane carrying the Senator John Kerry were struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy".

"Fantastic !" exclaims Kerry. "You are absolutely right. Can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?."

"Well," says little Johnny, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident

[zedx]

goog one alex :D :rofl :laugh :rofl :laugh

[zedx]

For those interested...
the stolen honor movie can be watched for free


http://www.stolenhonor.com/documentary/watch-video.asp
http://www.swiftvetsandpows.com/

[zedx]

just finished it and one of the men asked the same question that I did, that if John Kerry did do the things that he testified to then wouldn't that make him a war criminal.


verry interesting to see this.

[FZWon]

"In a shocking new book by Kitty Kelley, acquaintances of President Bush say that when he was in the National Guard that he liked to sneak out back for a joint or go in the bathroom and do cocaine. Isn't that unbelievable? They actually found people who saw Bush in the National Guard."--Jay Leno

"President Bush is going to establish elections there in Iraq. He's going to rebuild the infrastructure. He's going to create jobs. He said if it works there, he'll try it here." —David Letterman

"Doctor's concluded that the president's fall from his bicycle hadn't done any damage when he appeared confused and disoriented." —Craig Kilborn



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[gixxxer351]

Subject: Geraldo Speaks

I've never thought much of Rivera or his reporting style, the more sensational, the better he seemed to like it. I find it interesting that this is his take on Iraq. Whether you like him or not, this is interesting.


The Buildings That AREN'T Burning In Iraq
"They have a saying in the news business," Geraldo Rivera related this week. "Reporters don't report buildings that don't burn." And with that introduction, he told a TV audience about the story that is being systematically denied to our entire nation: the success story of post-Saddam Iraq.



Are we losing some soldiers each week? Yes.

Is there some frustration in the public about electricity and waterservice? Yes.

Are some Saddam Hussein loyalists throughout the land, making trouble? Yes.

Has this opened a window for some terrorist mischief? Yes.

But that's ALL we hear. No wonder the country is in a mixed mood about Iraq. If you hear about the buildings that are not burning, though, it is a different story indeed.

Rivera is no shill for George W. Bush. But Bush, Condi Rice and Colin Powell together could not have been as effective as Geraldo was Thursday night on the Fox News Channel's Hannity and Colmes program.

"When I got to Baghdad, I barely recognized it," he began, comparing his just-completed trip to two others he made during and just after the battle to topple Saddam. "You have over 30,000 Iraqi cops and militiamen already on the job.

This is four months after major fighting stopped. Can you imagine that kind of gearing up in this country? Law and order is better; archaeological sites are being preserved; factories, schools are being guarded."

But what about the secondhand griping that the media have been so efficiently relating about power, water and other infrastructure?

"To say that Iraq is being rebuilt is not true," answered Rivera. "Iraq is being built. There was no infrastructure before; we are doing it. I just think the good news is being underestimated and underreported" At this juncture, one must evaluate how to feel about the voices telling us only about the bad news in Iraq, whether from the mouths of news anchors or Democratic presidential hopefuls. At best, they are underinformed. At worst, their one-sided assessments of post-Saddam Iraq are intentional falsehoods for obvious reasons.


If I hear one more person mock that "Mission Accomplished" banner beneath which President Bush thanked a shipload of sailors and Marines a few months back, I'm going to spit. That was a reference to the ouster of Saddam's regime, and that mission was indeed accomplished, apparently to the great chagrin of the American left. No one said what followed would be easy or cheap, and that's why the dripping-water torture of the cost and casualty stories is so infuriating.

Remember we pay our soldiers whether they are in Iraq or in Ft Bragg, North Carolina.

We should all mourn the loss of every fallen soldier. But context cries out to be heard. Our present news media is not performing this task. As some dare to wonder if this might become a Vietnam-like quagmire, I'll remind whoever needs it that most of our 58,000 Vietnam war toll died between 1966 and 1972, during which we lost an average of about 8,000 per year. That's about 22 per day, every day, for thousands of days on end.

Let us hear NO MORE Vietnam comparisons. They do not equate.
What I hope to hear is more truth, even if we have to wrench it from the mouths of the media and political hacks predisposed to bash the remarkable job we are doing every day in what was not so long ago a totalitarian wasteland. Local elections are under way across Iraq, Rivera reported. "Where Kurds and Arabs have been battling for decades, things have been settling down. The new Iraq Government is doing a great job."

So does Geraldo think his media colleagues are intentionally painting with one side of the brush?

"I'm not into conspiracy theories, ... but there's just more bang for your buck when you report the GI who got killed rather than the 999 who didn't get killed; who make friends, who helped schedule elections; who helped shops get open for business; who helped traffic flow again.

"The vast majority of Iraqis are very happy to have us there. I would like to see a bit more balance." This needs to be reported to the American Public who are presently being duped. I expect the dominant media culture to nitpick and attack Bush, and Democrats to blast him with reckless abandon. But when that leads to the willful exclusion of facts that would shine truthful light on the great work of the American armed forces, that level of malice plumbs new depths.

[zedx]

Thank you Alex. That was interesting to read. He is still up to the sensational reporting, he has just found something much better than trying to dig up Hoffa.

[zedx]

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[4Given-Squid]

Originally posted by Ike


I like the jokes, and would agree that the person with a true sense of humor can laugh at themselves - but I don't see many posting humorous slander on Bush.;)

<Putting on a nicer face>

I agree, I have been guily of slamming Kerry, and not saying anything bad/funny/otherwise demeaning about Bush. Let's have fun.


Bush

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Well, with his track record, I think I better not say anything, he may bomb this site.:D


In all Sear'sness. The People have spoken, Bush won. Even Kerry asked for his supporters to now support our commander and chief.

"It is not for us to question why, only to follow, obey, do and die."

Before anyone jumps my back over that quote, I pray daily for those serving in the Armed Forces, and I also pray for their/our leader. The quote above was something MY unit said before we went on a "Training Mission". Sadly, men got hurt, and sometimes men died.

Purhaps a more proper quote for all of us is,

"It is not for to question why, rather to support them while they are gone, and pray for their safe return"

[zedx]

Originally posted by 4Given-Squid


<Putting on a nicer face>

I agree, I have been guily of slamming Kerry, and not saying anything bad/funny/otherwise demeaning about Bush. Let's have fun.


Bush

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Well, with his track record, I think I better not say anything, he may bomb this site.:D


In all Sear'sness. The People have spoken, Bush won. Even Kerry asked for his supporters to now support our commander and chief.
You know that he didn't mean that when he said it.

"It is not for us to question why, only to follow, obey, do and die."

I don't think that the "do an die" part of it means an inevatible death, yes if the mission means that you must fight to the last man, you do so. All people will die sooner or later.

Before anyone jumps my back over that quote, I pray daily for those serving in the Armed Forces, and I also pray for their/our leader. The quote above was something MY unit said before we went on a "Training Mission". Sadly, men got hurt, and sometimes men died.

[FZWon]

In all Sear'sness. The People have spoken, Bush won. Even Kerry asked for his supporters to now support our commander and chief.
You know that he didn't mean that when he said it

I don't know anything of the kind. Of course, I usually have a problem understanding what Kerry means.

[01R1_rider]

yeah i just found a pic of kerry on a website... seeemed like even back then he got