Funny Story I Remembered!

[R.o.X.y]

So jeff and I are at Andy Frozen Custard just chillin one night. A couple of chain-hangin', south pole wearin' guys walk up to us and say:

Dudes: "Hey Man! Is that a busa??"
Jeff: (giggles) "Yeah!"
Jenn: "No its not a 1300cc, it's an Yamaha R6" (what the h!?)
Dudes: "Oh!!!!!! Is that a 750??"
Jeff: (still giggling) "uhuh!"
Jenn: "Uhm, no its not a 750cc, its an R6. Yamaha doesn't make a 750." (oooookkaaaay)
Dudes: "Oh is that a Suzuki Gixxer??"
Jeff: (Laughs out loud hard)
Jenn: "No. Dude, it's a Yamaha R6. Not a Suzuki Gixxer or Hayabusa, or a 750." (looks at jeff like, omg, i just schooled some dudes and then i start laughing)

just a little tid bit of a fun night we had a few weeks back for S***s and Giggles!

[extremesanity]

I've had so many awesome conversations. :D

Random guy at gas pump: "Is that fast?"
Me: "Yes, its very fast"

Harley guy: "My friend has this harley that is really, really fast"
Me: "Thats nice (while thinking my 13 year old bike would ***** slap the harley with 10k of mods)"

Random dude at taco bell: "I used to have a ducati back in the 70s"
Me: "neat."

[R.o.X.y]

recently, riding around:

Dude: "Wow, are you riding that by yourself??"
Me: "yeah" (no, i'm gonna slide into the passenger seat while the invisible 1 armed man hit the driver's seat)

Teen Girl: "Power to the women!!"
Me: "yeah" (thinking about saying "yay, lets burn like some like bras together")

Old Harley Dude: "is that yours??"
Me: "No its my Bf's."
Old Harley Dude: "oh you're just keeping it warm for him huh haha?"
Me: "Uh, no, I ride everyday"
Old Harley Dude: "that's stupid, i don't let my old lady ride any of my bikes, do i honey??"
(woman approx. 500+ lbs mid 40s on an oxygen tank with a nasal canula gets out of the mini-van at KFC and i realize the van didn't have a low suspension as it raised up about 3-4 inches)
Me: "oh that stinks" (thinking: i don't blame you there dude!)

Recently at a stop light:

Ricer: "wow you ride, that's awesome i love you!"
Me: "gee thanks i love me too"
(finally got to smart off!)

[EvilJames]

Jen fyi Yamaha did make a 750 super sport bike...

[gixxert]

guy at a harley shop "is that your jap crap outside"
me "you mean my buell, why yes it is"

him"thinking about getting a real bike"
me"got one what do you ride"

him"nohting i can afford one rite now"
me"well i guess my bike just kicked your bikes ass"

just then i got the buell parts i needed and got off the buell i was sitting on in the showroom

[R.o.X.y]

Jen fyi Yamaha did make a 750 super sport bike...

jeff said that too but morons are still humorous!

[Tom]

Two good stories for ya.....

Sitting in parking lot at gas station, some kids come up to my bike, ogle the speedo and then turn to me "HEY HOW FAST DOES IT GO?"

Me, deadpan: "As fast as you wanna go"
Kids: "HUH?"

Me: "As fast as you wanna go"
Kids, looking confused: "Huh?"

Me, with a little more edge on my voice: "I said, AS FAST AS YOU WANNA GO"
Kids stare at me, then a little light comes on in their empty heads "AHHH"


Story #2

I found a great deal on ebay for some Alpinestars racing boots, the Max Biaggi replica. SMX maybe? MSRP was like $325, picked it up for 60 bucks, didn't expect them to fit but much to my suprise, they did. Took a ride, was satisfied, got home, needed to run to the grocery store real quick but didn't want to change out, so I tossed the jacket in the car and drove over to Murfin's (this was in Ozark btw). Shopped, went thru checkout, was just taking my grocery cart when the pimply faced 15yo kid bagging groceries pipes up so loud EVERYONE in the store could hear him "I LIKE YOUR COWBOY BOOTS!"
Several people snickered. I replied deadpan "Son, they ain't cowboy boots, they're motorcycle boots" Kid: "HUH?"
More snickering, I take the cart and stroll on out of there in true cowboy style :p

So, do you think these look like cowboy boots to ya?

http://www.streetandcomp.com/mcart/images/IT8057_SWebPhotosalpinestarsbootsgptech00biaggi.JP G

Tom

[mercutio80]

jeff said that too but morons are still humorous!

Correct. I like laughing at people that don't know Yamaha made a 750.

[SpeedyCycles]

(while riding a Buell near Denny's at the stoplight)

Dude: "YOU SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT A HARLEY"
Me: "It is! See (pointing at motor)
Dude: "It is? When did they go and do that?"

LOL

F

[SpeedyCycles]

To be fair to Roxy, the OWO1 and R7 were both very limited production ;)

Old FZR750R-r (OW01):

http://www.swmosportbikes.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=24070&stc=1&d=1214142452


R7r(Ow02):

http://www.swmosportbikes.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=24071&stc=1&d=1214142452


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[mercutio80]

I didn't mean my statement to come off as being rude. It just struck me funny.

For the record, I've had people ask me if my Speed Triple was a Harley.

[JOS51700]

I remember one time when I was working at Denney's, I parked the EX500 in a row of HD's and went in to work, another day as usual.
About 11 am, some big smelly biker type strolls into the shop about 30 minutes after handing me the keys to his scoot so I could install some cams in his bike.
"Check it out, guys!", he bellows through the shop. "Some dumbass parked his jap s**t out there with a bunch of real bikes! Haw haw haw!"

I'll never forget the look on his face after I walked up to him, looked him in the eye, and said, "That's my bike. How accurately do you want your motor reassembled?"

[Tom]

Well John, I can see why you don't work there anymore, but all I gotta say is.... :rolling:

Tom

[R.o.X.y]

Correct. I like laughing at people that don't know Yamaha made a 750.

i like laughing when i say "IN YO FACE, MERCUTIO80! !" thanks frank. but jeff did tell me afterwards that they were very limited to the public that's why there's not many around and i heard they were only available overseas.

[Wessabi]

you don't even wanna get into a pissing match of idiot bike conversations...sassy and i could go on and on...i don't even know where to start...

=w=

[wolfie]

you don't even wanna get into a pissing match of idiot bike conversations...sassy and i could go on and on...i don't even know where to start...

=w=

wes you and sassy should write a book. I know I would buy it. I bet you two have some real doozies

[CoderHead]

I bet you two have some real doozies
Yeah, like this dweeb who comes in there on a yellow gixxer. What a tool. :rofl

[R.o.X.y]

wes you and sassy should write a book. I know I would buy it. I bet you two have some real doozies

i second that wolfie! i would pay money for some of the stories you guys come encounter with!

[ClayB_600R]

Yeah, like this dweeb who comes in there on a yellow gixxer. What a tool. :rofl

.....did you just use the word DWEEB???? LOL! :rolling :rolling


ClayB:fight3

[R.o.X.y]

is your name Clay??? :rolling (don't mind my oneryness)

[mrbodydrop]

.....did you just use the word DWEEB???? LOL! :rolling :rolling


ClayB:fight3

I doubt it but I am sure Sassy did :D

[ClayB_600R]

is your name Clay??? :rolling (don't mind my oneryness)

nope! it isss....:hmm iono?


ClayB:fight3

[R.o.X.y]

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