Tiffany
04-13-2005, 01:31 PM
A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE!
A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality
from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother
in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table,
let out a big sigh, and said: "Mum, I have something to tell you:
I'm gay." His mother made no reply or gave any response, and
the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him,
when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said
calmly: "You're gay, doesn't that mean you have oral sex with
other men?" The guy said nervously: "Uh, yeah, Mum, that's
right." His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly
whirled around and WHACKED him over the head with her
spoon and said: "Don't you EVER complain about the taste
of my cooking again."
A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality
from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother
in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table,
let out a big sigh, and said: "Mum, I have something to tell you:
I'm gay." His mother made no reply or gave any response, and
the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him,
when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said
calmly: "You're gay, doesn't that mean you have oral sex with
other men?" The guy said nervously: "Uh, yeah, Mum, that's
right." His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly
whirled around and WHACKED him over the head with her
spoon and said: "Don't you EVER complain about the taste
of my cooking again."