Scrapman
04-16-2005, 06:51 PM
Wee Mary and her man Jimmy went to America for their first holiday abroad.
Overly impressed with the place, people and strange animals Mary tells Jimmy she wants an Exotic pet to take home to Glasgow.
I want something nobody else has, she says.
How about a skunk asks Jimmy, his sarcasm going un-noticed.
Oh yes Jimmy that would be so brilliant and different, lets get one Mary says.
How will you get it through Customs dear, asks Jimmy.
Oh I never thought of that says Mary.
Jimmy..sarcastic as ever says, you could stick it down the front of your knickers Mary.
What about the smell says Mary.
So f*ck says Jimmy, if it dies then it dies.
Overly impressed with the place, people and strange animals Mary tells Jimmy she wants an Exotic pet to take home to Glasgow.
I want something nobody else has, she says.
How about a skunk asks Jimmy, his sarcasm going un-noticed.
Oh yes Jimmy that would be so brilliant and different, lets get one Mary says.
How will you get it through Customs dear, asks Jimmy.
Oh I never thought of that says Mary.
Jimmy..sarcastic as ever says, you could stick it down the front of your knickers Mary.
What about the smell says Mary.
So f*ck says Jimmy, if it dies then it dies.