Scrapman
04-24-2005, 06:42 AM
Little Jonny is bored sh*tless during the summer break.
"Mummy can I have a bike?"
"Sorry son but we don,t have any money since your dad left with that slutt"
"Please mummy, all my friends have bikes?"
"Mummy will play with you son, what would you like to play?"
"Lets play at houses mummy"
"OK son, what will we do?"
"Well you can be the wife and I will be the daddy"
"OK son, then what?"
"Well you can go upstairs, put on a sexy outfit, lie on the bed and I will come in as if I am just home from work at the factory"
"OK son" she says reluctantly.
10 min later little Jonny bursts into the room.
" Right you, you fat lazy c*nt, stop lying about the f*ckin bed all day and get out and buy little Jonny a f*ckin bike"
"Mummy can I have a bike?"
"Sorry son but we don,t have any money since your dad left with that slutt"
"Please mummy, all my friends have bikes?"
"Mummy will play with you son, what would you like to play?"
"Lets play at houses mummy"
"OK son, what will we do?"
"Well you can be the wife and I will be the daddy"
"OK son, then what?"
"Well you can go upstairs, put on a sexy outfit, lie on the bed and I will come in as if I am just home from work at the factory"
"OK son" she says reluctantly.
10 min later little Jonny bursts into the room.
" Right you, you fat lazy c*nt, stop lying about the f*ckin bed all day and get out and buy little Jonny a f*ckin bike"